They phoned home… SCORE 25
Get fancy, sponsored by CVS. SCORE 22
Employee beware… SCORE 25
Target is good at advertising. SCORE 26
I’d take care the beast… SCORE 18
All crabs deserve the knowledge. SCORE 23
Too sad for pants SCORE 31
Landlords give the best gifts. SCORE 34
You really dodged a cauliflower… SCORE 26
When in traffic… SCORE 26
7/10 you could buy me a coffee. SCORE 30
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
New fridge has sabbath mode… SCORE 26
Imagine getting upset over flowers… SCORE 33
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
Smoothest fight yet. SCORE 25
I did it! SCORE 17
Take it back… SCORE 30
Yes I am very interest in this. SCORE 25
Me too bud, me too… SCORE 24
That sign making class really paid off SCORE 25
Ponytails have a mind of their own… SCORE 33
ANGST SCORE 18
It’s simple really… death. Lot’s of dying. SCORE 33
Enjoy more liminal spaces. SCORE 37
When life gives you lemons…? SCORE 21
Get no respect around here… SCORE 20
It’s the circle of life. SCORE 21
High tech snac SCORE 7
Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home… SCORE 26
The original sign explaining how to turn on an electric light. SCORE 30