but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
must pet the pet SCORE 37
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
bad ass SCORE 38
too late SCORE 38
oh wow SCORE 49
pebble and roll SCORE 65
so true SCORE 37
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
there were no survivors SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
cats always come first SCORE 27
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
5 days a week SCORE 45
