Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Fatality SCORE 40
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
And cheese SCORE 26
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Real American hero SCORE 41
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
80 hours these days SCORE -19
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30