Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Loud music. SCORE 15
When you see it. SCORE 5
Anyone else? SCORE 144
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
This and that SCORE 11
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Germans. SCORE 3
The shinbone. SCORE 94
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 150
Mah feels, man! Mah feels! SCORE 0
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
Oh buddy. SCORE 7
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 158
Time. SCORE 133
Colorblind. SCORE 136
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Parroting done right. SCORE 139
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
Good advice. SCORE 13
