job well done. time to take a break SCORE 23
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 29
don’t date people you feel like you have to hide things from – like your stuffed animals SCORE 32
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 23
no better way to start the day then by putting of the start of the day SCORE 19
there’s always one t-rex that manages to see imminent doom before all the other dinosaurs SCORE 27
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 25
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
sorry cakey SCORE 20
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
there’s no coming back from this SCORE 23
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 27
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
data requires a manual SCORE 10
this would be the perfect car to get stuck behind in a rain storm SCORE 18
just going on another stupid walk for my stupid mental health look at the stupid flowers SCORE 25
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 24
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
the email never finds me well SCORE 16
for lease navidad SCORE 21
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 17
how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 26
god must have been drunk when he came up with the idea for ducks SCORE 29
picasso did not age well SCORE 20
muppets pride and prejudice starring adam driver SCORE 61
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 21
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 21
