Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
This is my song! SCORE 90
Water is wet SCORE 26
quiet fives SCORE -3
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
clap your Hans SCORE 14
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
Thriller. SCORE 137
School notes. SCORE 254
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
BLEEHHHHHH SCORE 149
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
No officer… SCORE 146
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
Doing dips. SCORE 132
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
Agent T SCORE 261
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
What torture. SCORE 190
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver SCORE 173
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -9
government logic SCORE 11
That’s a valid point SCORE 253
