What do you want to be when you grow up? SCORE 95
Glow in the dark nail polish, because reasons. SCORE 201
Rom vs. Obam. SCORE 113
Baroque Obama. SCORE 131
The law of drama. SCORE 127
How to cannonball onto ice. SCORE 90
Bathboat. SCORE 117
Zombie Snow White. SCORE -4
The Bear Grylls guide to fine dining. SCORE 73
Candy corn on the cob. SCORE 164
Accurate. SCORE 138
How I walk in front of my crush. SCORE 116
Children’s art, drawn realistically. SCORE 146
Carving a pumpkin with a handgun. SCORE 32
Bird world problems. SCORE 98
Can’t stop watching. SCORE 104
Poor Ralph. SCORE 159
As hungry as a bear… SCORE 124
Mind. Blown. SCORE 127
Che Guevara t-shirts vs. The people who wear them. SCORE 133
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SCORE 85
Couch cake. SCORE 155
Kitties are jerks. SCORE 143
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 212
I’m going to need one of these machines. SCORE 136
Señor citizen. SCORE 110
Spilled Milk SCORE 8
The importance of depth perception. SCORE 104
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 41
The undead Disney princesses. SCORE -46
When I get my treats, then you have my permission to die. SCORE 59
You’re old! SCORE 162
