worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
whatever it takes SCORE 16
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
one is never an option SCORE 11
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 34
til death do us part SCORE 23
not a high success rate SCORE 25
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
the astley paradox SCORE 19
all natural SCORE 22
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
have it their way SCORE 16
dreams are fun SCORE 28
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
therapy burn SCORE 29
