the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
smells like sadness SCORE 16
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
medical mystery SCORE 25
now i really do know SCORE 22
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17
this is entertainment SCORE 8
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
my fart is on the floor SCORE 25
gift not included SCORE 20
my next hobby SCORE 13
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35
i just love food too much SCORE 21
very subtle SCORE 17
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
happens all the time SCORE 26
memes cure everything SCORE 10
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
