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T-shirt+sales+are+boppin%26%238217%3B
T-shirt sales are boppin’ SCORE -6
Babushka++no+fretting.
Babushka no fretting. SCORE 33
He+who+controls+the+spice%26%238230%3B
He who controls the spice… SCORE 30
The+areas+around+the+brown+spots+on+bananas+glow+brightly+when+you+shine+a+black+light+on+them%2C+BTW.
The areas around the brown spots on bananas glow brightly when you shine a black light on them, BTW. SCORE 22
You+can+get+it+too%2C+Roy.
You can get it too, Roy. SCORE 28
Always+listening%26%238230%3B
Always listening… SCORE 25
That%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
That’s got a different vibe to it… SCORE 31
Respect.
Respect. SCORE 28
Masks+are+for+pussies%2C+also.
Masks are for pussies, also. SCORE 27
When+art+mimics+reality%26%238230%3B
When art mimics reality… SCORE 19
She%26%238217%3Bs+working+hard+to+deliver+the+world+to+them.
She’s working hard to deliver the world to them. SCORE 25
The+thing+about+pastry+chefs.
The thing about pastry chefs. SCORE 36
COVID+bonus+damage
COVID bonus damage SCORE 24
Hamilton+was+petty.
Hamilton was petty. SCORE 31
Ahh+yes.+Forbidden+knowledge%26%238230%3B
Ahh yes. Forbidden knowledge… SCORE 30
When+Gamers+grow+up.
When Gamers grow up. SCORE 34
Someone+accidentally+set+off+the+fire+suppression+system+in+a+military+hanger
Someone accidentally set off the fire suppression system in a military hanger SCORE 28
A+river+runs+through+it%26%238230%3B
A river runs through it… SCORE 27
Education+is+overrated%2C+apparently.
Education is overrated, apparently. SCORE 48
I+HAVE+THE+POWAH%21
I HAVE THE POWAH! SCORE 33
You+should+really+charge+you+battery%2C+though.
You should really charge you battery, though. SCORE 48
Russian+Attack+Helicopter%2C+probably.
Russian Attack Helicopter, probably. SCORE 17
This+man+wears+his+political+leanings+on+his+sleeve%26%238230%3B
This man wears his political leanings on his sleeve… SCORE 40
gos+is+luv
gos is luv SCORE 37
Cheap+labour%2C+if+you+ask+me.
Cheap labour, if you ask me. SCORE 35
Gon%26%238217%3B+be+straight
Gon’ be straight SCORE 30
Left%3A+the+only+standing+building+after+the+bomb+in+Hiroshima.+Right%3A+the+only+standing+building+after+the+Beirut+explosion.+Both+were+made+by+Czechs.
Left: the only standing building after the bomb in Hiroshima. Right: the only standing building after the Beirut explosion. Both were made by Czechs. SCORE 30
Mistakes+were+made.
Mistakes were made. SCORE 28
Different+times%2C+different+selfies%26%238230%3B
Different times, different selfies… SCORE 40
he%26%238217%3Bs+a+rescue
he’s a rescue SCORE 39
pure+happiness
pure happiness SCORE 40
The+future+looks+promising.
The future looks promising. SCORE 35
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omg just sprout already SCORE 31
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