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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Genius. SCORE 145
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
How seasons work. SCORE 158
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Being sick. SCORE 140
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Never forget. SCORE 159
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
Accurate. SCORE 112
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
Burn! SCORE 249
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
Seal SCORE 28
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Burn! SCORE 216
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