My life is a lie. SCORE 265
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
…Yummy… SCORE 5
The first day of school. SCORE 228
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Better Like Buttons SCORE 251
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
I want to do this. SCORE 295
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
Now you have me worried. SCORE 191
Scumbag couch. SCORE 171
Things To do. SCORE 15
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 74
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
The new Batman SCORE 11
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
