My Promise To My Children SCORE 35
Tiny Knitted And Crocheted Creatures SCORE 70
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
When you start to lose weight… SCORE 70
He never left the bucket… SCORE 87
Right in the unemployment SCORE 117
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 127
This is not a joke. SCORE 130
When someone from work starts explaining to me how many calories are in my lunch… SCORE 110
The Excuse Creator SCORE 62
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -14
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain. SCORE 108
What have you done to the wolf?! SCORE 104
Snow White’s secret SCORE 132
Eye makeup at it’s best SCORE 44
I agree with the public on this one SCORE 94
Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
Everybody Sucks 2016 SCORE 100
When you are a designer fresh out of college. SCORE 118
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
No thank you… SCORE 81
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing… SCORE 38
When the underwire in your bra snaps SCORE 69
So that’s how it went down… SCORE 48
Why Female Friendships Are Important SCORE 156
Me explaining underwear to aliens SCORE 110
Metal men SCORE 235
The true Christian way SCORE 123
The most annoying people at the gym SCORE 97
A Thai Elephant Named Mosha Gets A Prosthetic Leg SCORE 102
