1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
a true work of art SCORE 13
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
space facts on your back SCORE 37
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
help, i woke up SCORE 32
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 40
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
muggle born SCORE 15
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
no SCORE 24
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
