Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
*Googles “Gordan Ramsey lamb sauce”* SCORE 28
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 42
My dream day SCORE 24
What year is ist? SCORE 34
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
True friendship SCORE 23
The end is nigh SCORE 39
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
Live long and prosper… SCORE 32
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Don’t even breathe SCORE 10
Flying first class SCORE 24
It also counts as exercise SCORE 27
Problem solved SCORE 42
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
request denied SCORE 30
My resume lied SCORE 30
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
One meow to rule them all SCORE 31
Sounds painful SCORE 28
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
ENCORE! SCORE 22
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47