My personality exactly. SCORE 230
There are only 2 types of food in this world… SCORE 9
Beats by Dre SCORE 151
Smooth. SCORE 169
Real phones have curves. SCORE 14
They sure are slow out of the box… SCORE 134
Give this man an award! SCORE 191
Yoga for paws!!! SCORE 107
Just a duck SCORE 140
How babies make decisions. SCORE 99
May move house SCORE 183
Hangovers. SCORE 112
Frisky Fred SCORE 138
Well said Mr. Mujica SCORE 148
Superman epiphany. SCORE 141
20 things to whisper into someone’s ear. SCORE 92
This is a pun-ishable offense. SCORE 189
Not to Be Used for Bribing Politicians SCORE 124
When your alarm goes off for the first day of school. SCORE 148
Two Questions SCORE 126
Maximum insecurity prison. SCORE 97
Obi-Wan is a smooth criminal. SCORE 14
When I get a package in the mail. SCORE 80
Paranormal cativity. SCORE 100
Out of the Park SCORE -12
Women should date men with beards. SCORE -75
Tom Hiddleston on romance. SCORE 253
I’ve got no chance… SCORE 221
Other people’s drama makes my life more interesting. SCORE 100
Almost! SCORE 104
Food and exercise. SCORE 2
A day at the spa. SCORE 133
