Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
RIP SCORE 63
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
Not even once SCORE 58
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
Ooops? SCORE 118
This is adorable SCORE 135
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Star Vars SCORE 55
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
Found in the trash. Homeless person gets a job, needs shoes, and the public helps! SCORE 202
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
When I die… SCORE 130
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
I wanna play this game SCORE 126
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
