Somethings never change SCORE 9
A lava river SCORE 11
The Best Horror Story In Two Sentences SCORE 9
Wait for it.. SCORE 15
One of these things is not like the other… SCORE 1
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday SCORE 4
Doesn’t make any sense SCORE 17
Comfort zone SCORE 9
Now This Is Real Love SCORE 13
Saddest Cookbook Ever Written SCORE 12
True beauty SCORE 9
Former forest ranger wanted to see the outdoors one more time, so the firefighters wheeled him through the forest. SCORE 171
John Lenon Was Right SCORE 9
Because I'll never grow up SCORE 11
A Simpler Time SCORE 172
Need To Use The Sleep? SCORE 144
My hotel understands my needs. SCORE 11
That’s what friends are for… SCORE 4
That’s Not Your Bed SCORE -2
The Terrorists Are Winning SCORE 91
Haiku about my mornings SCORE 5
Americans Will Probably Never See These Covers SCORE 172
Kevin Hart is nailing it SCORE -7
This Children’s Book Explains My Life SCORE 143
Be yourself SCORE 162
Nope SCORE 6
A Missile In Slow Motion SCORE 7
It Almost Never Worked SCORE 15
I love moo too SCORE 12
When Women Talk About Colors SCORE 129
Being Calm In Traffic Jams SCORE 7
Kitchen island with built in seating SCORE 182
