Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 202
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 252
Nice things SCORE 11
every time SCORE 215
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Female body builders. SCORE -29
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
your gay SCORE 249
me in the shower SCORE 21
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
Words. SCORE 162
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
… SCORE 10
Om nom nom SCORE 10
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306