The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Group projects. SCORE 149
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Germans. SCORE 3
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
The shinbone. SCORE 94
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
Colorblind. SCORE 136
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
When you see it. SCORE 5
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
Loki. SCORE 152
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Oh buddy. SCORE 7
Time. SCORE 133
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Loud music. SCORE 15
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 158
