What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
Music moves me SCORE 113
Christmas is for kids SCORE 56
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
Snow removal train in Skagway, Alaska SCORE 98
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
He’s bananas SCORE 206
A brilliant demonstration of leverage SCORE 96
Why You Should Never Go Out During Any Storm… SCORE 109
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Never sink SCORE 146
After doing online dating for a week… SCORE -23
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Every kid in the neighborhood wants to convert SCORE 95
you know what you did SCORE 136
WWJD? SCORE 96
Paper beats rock SCORE 153
That time of the year SCORE 120
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Trust no one SCORE 106
Rough Italians SCORE 142
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Scumbag CNN SCORE 55
The fried egg jellyfish is an actual thing SCORE 69
True joy SCORE 101