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Probably… SCORE 185
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Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
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Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
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The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
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I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
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oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Seal SCORE 28
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Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
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Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
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If you are reading this… SCORE 113
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