Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
Nokia SCORE 145
My first love. SCORE 12
I need this. SCORE 137
Perfect aim SCORE 12
An atom is 99.999999999% empty space. SCORE 15
The ultimate friendzone. SCORE 132
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
Pop the trunk. SCORE 137
Directions from Yoda. SCORE 15
Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
It pays to be precise SCORE 13
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
Autograph factory SCORE 9
Got thanksgiving dinner already planned. SCORE 129
I am Joey. SCORE 109
My mom thinks that I am her doll. SCORE 17
Hunger kills SCORE 186
If you’re reading this… SCORE 8
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
Find the Brit. SCORE 9
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 213
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
Why would you even? SCORE -17
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
My new spirit animal. SCORE 17
My spirit animal. SCORE 4
We can even. SCORE 89
A dad joke gone wrong. SCORE 183
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
Words to live by. SCORE 13
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
