extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23
my favorite genre SCORE 12
all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
crushing dystopian sadness at a very reasonable price SCORE 11
uneducated wizard SCORE 25
dude SCORE 39
goth nerds SCORE 25
not more than a day SCORE 29
how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24
this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
roll die for outcome SCORE 31
savage dad humor SCORE 13
whoa. do not like that SCORE 19
whoops SCORE 18
goth pockets SCORE 4
your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
you know you’re at a good wedding when this happens SCORE 25
lord of the rings plot hole SCORE 29
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
for the goth on the move SCORE 19
we’ve been lied to this whole time SCORE 20
we out here vibing SCORE 37
a truck would be really helpful in this scenario SCORE 30
true pet love SCORE 32
when the cereal companies finally stop lying to parents SCORE 31
the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
those poor bartenders SCORE 30
this is why i am the way i am SCORE 28
there is no escaping Antarctica SCORE 19
cats are sleep artists SCORE 18