The worst kind of surprise. SCORE 266
How I feel about Mondays. SCORE 150
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 147
Animal pickup lines. SCORE 250
What happens when you microwave Ivory soap. SCORE 271
Burn. SCORE 241
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
The lie detective. SCORE 104
A piece of meat. SCORE 128
Sipping my box of juice. SCORE 211
Cats are jerks. SCORE 103
That’s so sweet… oh wait. SCORE 157
Ur flavr. It hurtz me. SCORE 223
Wearable planters. SCORE 229
Nice try though. SCORE 220
I was framed! SCORE 317
No, I will not play Call Me Maybe. SCORE 246
Dear vegetarians. SCORE 117
First world cats. SCORE 201
Day 42: The humans still think I’m a baked potato. SCORE 268
How getting a job works. SCORE 270
Wet paint. SCORE 233
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. SCORE 285
Proof. SCORE 148
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 262
White bread. SCORE 306
His favorite spot. SCORE 266
This song is so sexist. SCORE 255
Please be trolling. SCORE 338
Scumbag Subway. SCORE 146
Stay calm. SCORE 276
For science. SCORE 241
