Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
There was a spider… SCORE 118
Please be troll. SCORE 140
The bitter reality delivered by cats. SCORE 92
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
You make an excellent point. SCORE 236
Surprise me. SCORE 98
Accurate. SCORE 113
Celebrities, then and now. SCORE 105
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 290
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
One can wish. SCORE 200
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
I am home. SCORE 3
How to troll Halloweenies. SCORE 143
Why are you single? SCORE 126
The postoffice showdown. SCORE 159
LEGO Great Ball Contraption. SCORE 64
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
Thank you Mom SCORE 154
You’re doing it right. SCORE 138
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
Accuracy SCORE 130
Bad children’s books. SCORE 85
What people really hear. SCORE 83
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 6