You can always bank on Santa. SCORE 21
Fake arse babies, anyway. SCORE 20
Yeet boots. SCORE 24
Now that’s a good lad. SCORE 33
M/Paternal instinct at its best. SCORE 24
SCRAMBLE THE EGGS SCORE 27
C is for cookie and that’s good enough for Christ SCORE 21
Excuse me while I yeet myself to the bat cave. SCORE 27
I taped it to my own back. SCORE 28
One of these contains a microchip to log every* aspect of your life. SCORE 23
OHHH WAH AH AH AH SCORE 19
BIRDS AREN’T REAL (just like your friends) SCORE 15
Did you sing the song, though? SCORE 25
Fugitive push beans. SCORE 25
I feel you, though. SCORE 24
And my vote… SCORE 27
Car hacks SCORE 22
The Moon had Rocks… SCORE 17
Gonna want to watch out for them raptors. SCORE 31
Think’n ’bout ‘chu SCORE 20
I want to break everything… SCORE 15
Kids are ninjas. SCORE 16
Look at your auntie go! SCORE 21
wring it out, guy. SCORE 18
Lets get this homie. SCORE 29
Gas powered Tesla SCORE 19
Fun with snow! SCORE 20
You can’t slick by this Mom… SCORE 28
Someone takes their job very seriously. SCORE 25
Just a girl and her imaginary friend. SCORE 13
Highly effective Public Service Announcement. SCORE 21
Meeting new friends can be. SCORE 28