The end is nigh SCORE 39
Problem solved SCORE 42
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
My resume lied SCORE 30
ENCORE! SCORE 22
Live long and prosper… SCORE 32
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
request denied SCORE 30
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
One meow to rule them all SCORE 31
Sounds painful SCORE 28
Don’t even breathe SCORE 10
My dream day SCORE 24
*Googles “Gordan Ramsey lamb sauce”* SCORE 28
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 42
Flying first class SCORE 24
True friendship SCORE 23
It also counts as exercise SCORE 27
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
