McDonald’s ice cream machine is finally working!? SCORE 29
Can we get a public panel with the aforementioned authorities, please? SCORE 29
Chase has crossed the [red] line. SCORE 27
This one is for you, bud. SCORE 30
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 37
It is a start. SCORE 28
I do not believe you. SCORE 26
Peak romance SCORE 32
CATVID-9 SCORE 30
First they came for the syrup, but I do not use syrup SCORE 28
Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee SCORE 37
The council will keep an eye on this one… SCORE 30
Newspaper delivery boys. Mexico City circa 1960. SCORE 23
Ughhhh SCORE 10
Magnolia Arkansas seems nice. SCORE 36
And you know what, Tom? It’s almost enough. SCORE 32
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
Welcome to the party. SCORE 41
A four-leaf clover made out of four-leaf and five-leaf clovers. SCORE 23
Times up, get out. SCORE 21
You can do it all night long! SCORE 19
Thank you for the clarification. SCORE 24
What a time to be (maybe) alive! SCORE 27
Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
Essential items only. SCORE 34
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36
This picture has been banned in Italy. SCORE 21
None of them can read, btw. SCORE 32
Looney Tunes is on HBO Max, BTW. SCORE 25
Concerned Kermit. SCORE 35
Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 13
Japanese Cheesecakes Have Bounce. SCORE 18
