There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Friends are like a trampoline. SCORE 213
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Logic. SCORE 188
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
It’s Thanksgiving. SCORE -202
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
A dogs life. SCORE 171
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
Getting older. SCORE 142
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Perks of being an English major SCORE 177
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
How rainbows start. SCORE 36
The Night I lost Control SCORE 7
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Real Life Hunger Games SCORE 116
