You had me at “ruse” SCORE 109
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
heroes SCORE 54
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 65
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Totally SCORE 87
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
They know who we are.. SCORE 83
Git Gud SCORE 118
Moves like Jagger SCORE 90
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
The Louvre, USA. SCORE 61
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
