This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Problem solved SCORE 34
Stress relief SCORE 45
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Same… SCORE 53
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Good boi summer SCORE 75
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
easy money SCORE 29
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 41
