Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Do want. SCORE 1043
Are they twins? SCORE 590
Buffering. SCORE 814
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Patrick! SCORE 1033
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
4/21. SCORE 617
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
