I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
I GUESS SCORE 45
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
+ cry. SCORE 118
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
Mama no. SCORE 51
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69