Slow Robot
It+was+worth+a+try%26%238230%3B
I%26%238217%3Bd+rather+not+know..
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Are+you+even+real%3F
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Inconceivable.
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Challenge+accepted%26%238230%3B
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
I+could+live+in+this+Matrix%26%238230%3B
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
The+8-pound+killing+machine
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Protect+a+tree+with+the+corpses+of+his+dead+friends
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The+Motel+6+will+provide.
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Walk+and+talk+its.
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
I+GUESS
I GUESS SCORE 45
Easily+the+most+underrated+line.
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
%2B+cry.
+ cry. SCORE 118
Self+depracating+life+hacks.
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
%2Asmol+crunches%2A
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Schrodinger%26%238217%3Bs+Tupperware
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Forbidden+snack%3A+The+Banana+Eel%2C+named+for+its+coloration+and+markings+resembling+a+ripe+banana
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
The+icon+Target+uses+for+onions+at+checkout
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Oh+my+lawd.
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The+beginning+of+a+beautiful+friendship.
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
Timeout+buddy.
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
James+Fridman+teaches+students+what+a+cool+teacher+should+look+like
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Welcome%21+Our+Kinder+surrender+checkpoints+are+your+first+stop%2C+after+which+you+are+free+to+peruse+our+gun+dispensaries%26%238230%3B
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The+life+of+a+book.
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Can%26%238217%3Bt+teach+an+old+lady+new+friends.
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Welp.+This+is+my+life+now.
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
This+is+advanced+homelessness
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Washer%2Fdryer+combo+for+sale
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
That%26%238217%3Bs+sure+one+way+of+putting+it%26%238230%3B
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Advanced+Twitter
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
How+to+find+a++dog.
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
Mama+no.
Mama no. SCORE 51
Nothing+like+a+good+trot+in+the+snow%26%238230%3B
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
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Carl%3F
Carl? SCORE 63
hardcore+in+non-hardcore+places
hardcore in non-hardcore places SCORE 5
Famous+failures.
Famous failures. SCORE 184
Because%2C+reasons.
Because, reasons. SCORE 170
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 133
Lion+King+Anyone%3F
Lion King Anyone? SCORE 240
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