Burn. SCORE 241
Dear vegetarians. SCORE 117
Cats are jerks. SCORE 103
White bread. SCORE 306
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
I was framed! SCORE 316
No, I will not play Call Me Maybe. SCORE 246
Please be trolling. SCORE 339
How getting a job works. SCORE 270
Stay calm. SCORE 276
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
How I feel about Mondays. SCORE 150
Proof. SCORE 148
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 262
Animal pickup lines. SCORE 250
The worst kind of surprise. SCORE 267
What happens when you microwave Ivory soap. SCORE 271
His favorite spot. SCORE 266
This song is so sexist. SCORE 255
Reactions to sites going down. SCORE 278
The lie detective. SCORE 104
How Reddit works. SCORE 157
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 146
Crap. SCORE 246
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
Sipping my box of juice. SCORE 211
Wearable planters. SCORE 229
For science. SCORE 241
Like a boss. SCORE 245