I ain’t even mad. SCORE -23
Voldemort is like a teen girl. SCORE 222
My neighbors at 3am… SCORE 11
Fall. SCORE 122
Stereotypes. SCORE 112
Pancakes with abs. SCORE 128
Define normal SCORE 169
And I’m the only one who thinks it’s funny… SCORE 152
Gardeners. SCORE 225
Chipotle. SCORE 156
If Monday morning were a person SCORE 107
Let me show you recipe for a purrfect aww. SCORE 84
I love Joey’s logic. SCORE 148
The happiest places in America. SCORE 8
You know its liberal when…. SCORE 12
Am I in the planet earth?! SCORE 17
Close to a black hole. SCORE 118
Looking for reasons to care (but I’m not finding any) SCORE 76
Jennifer Lawrence. SCORE 0
Weaver Birds nests on electrical wires. SCORE 139
Eminem will get you. SCORE 188
Kill me now. SCORE 94
Childhood is not a disease. SCORE -18
Be-you-tiful. SCORE 6
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 66
You are narrow, scalding and irrational. SCORE 224
Bullying SCORE 7
She ain’t wrong SCORE 189
Pugception. SCORE 133
Looks like a comfy place to sleep SCORE 96
Louis CK on the nude celebrity photo hack. SCORE 6
Low cholesterol. SCORE 104
