that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
console culture SCORE 14
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
feeling knobghty SCORE 15
hee hee SCORE 11
the queen’s gambit SCORE 18
baby food SCORE 14
peeking perusal SCORE 11
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 38
“Feels a bit Chapter 5” SCORE 10
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
i think they planned-et SCORE 40
boasting brains SCORE 13
but do the boots have fur? SCORE 4
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
computer muter SCORE 20
a shell of a point SCORE 34
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
memory log found SCORE 16
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
overboard overloading SCORE 18
streaming meaning SCORE 21
taking cover SCORE 13
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
watchdog SCORE 19
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
half-baked SCORE 16
never say these words without immediately following them up SCORE 7
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
