Ladies… SCORE 159
Real food!!! SCORE 260
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 311
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 297
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
Forever alone. SCORE 268
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Discuss. SCORE -24
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
Anybody else? SCORE 284
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
