This is the candidate you’re looking for SCORE 116
How You Know Your Cat Is Fat SCORE 92
I made this planet out of pancakes and spices SCORE 127
You darn kids.. SCORE 92
I’m still waiting SCORE 150
Accurate. SCORE 13
So someone made a dick out of weed killer on my high school football field, and now it is on Maps. SCORE 11
Someone tore into this box SCORE 8
When School Gets Hard, Just Remember SCORE 15
Nothing Good Comes After That SCORE 9
Obama Macklemore Face Swap SCORE 3
Cupcakes are healthy. You’re welcome. SCORE 5
Cuddling In The Winter Vs Cuddling In The Summer SCORE 12
The perks of being old SCORE 3
Amazing Pencil Art SCORE 8
Dogs Are Welcome SCORE 5
When you blatantly lie on your resume SCORE 116
Skylab 2 launches from Cape Canaveral (May 25, 1973). SCORE 12
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 11
WUT SCORE 75
Spine-Wrecking Debt SCORE 182
Political Pun SCORE 165
Flat pack furniture SCORE 12
I’m glad this gif exists. SCORE 69
Sunset from the middle of the ocean SCORE 6
Walter White drawn with coloured pencils SCORE 5
The struggle is real! SCORE 12
Oh god, I can still hear their screams! SCORE 4
The Future Is Not So Bright SCORE 7
Goddammit Ikea SCORE 5
A Giraffe’s Coffee SCORE -4
The Horrors Weren’t Common Knowledge Yet SCORE 130