Parents will understand SCORE 147
Nightmare fuel. SCORE 83
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Poor mosquitoes SCORE 65
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
Stress perm SCORE 50
Bring me home. SCORE 93
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
Every time SCORE 134
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
Link problems SCORE 140
Either SCORE 114
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 133
Oedipus SCORE 164
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Words SCORE 114
Grow a pear SCORE 63
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
Some wise words SCORE 85
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
When I die SCORE 127
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 123
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 148
