You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
Unexpected evolution… SCORE 56
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
King of the forest. SCORE 62
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 54
Satan cakes. Bet they tasted good tho. SCORE 62
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
Superior move! SCORE 83
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Zing SCORE 70
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
I can still hear the hold music… SCORE 88
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 104
That’s one way to educate people… SCORE 90
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
You’re at Hooters… how well could it be going… SCORE 103
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 110
