I think this coffee machine is flirting with me SCORE 42
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 59
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Penny from 1935 that may have been used to cheat old gumball machines SCORE 40
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
One-ply toilet paper should be illegal SCORE 37
OG lookback meme SCORE 73
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
RIP to my face… SCORE 85
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Paragraph. SCORE 52
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Footprints left by ladybug SCORE 72
Living in the present. SCORE 65
Houston, we have a problem. SCORE 85
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
How to find a dog. SCORE 65
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 117
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Mother of Dragons Breakfast SCORE 65
