XYZPDQ. SCORE 188
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
News flash. SCORE 268
Good thing I don’t watch TV… SCORE 268
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
Words. SCORE 178
Distractions. SCORE 192
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Yay geeko sapiens! SCORE 181
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
Luna Lovegood… SCORE 244
I’m trapped inside! SCORE 226
Hipster curse. SCORE 254
He needed some exercise. SCORE 226
Good idea guys… SCORE 139
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
Perfect order. SCORE 207
This is Facebook, not Google… SCORE 313
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
What? SCORE 238
In a perfect world. SCORE 271
Please be troll. SCORE 205
Blame hurricane. SCORE 166
I can’t math. SCORE 180
Creepy cat is creepy. SCORE 217
Dammit. SCORE 191
The parts of a girl. SCORE 126
Popsicle vs. ice cream cone. SCORE 143
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 268
Only in America. SCORE 78