Water for adults. Vodka SCORE 37
Only the 10th most dangerous animal in Australia SCORE 46
Should have let the snake win SCORE 22
You won’t regret it SCORE 27
*Meows internally* SCORE 54
Red Bull going all out on its new advertising campaign SCORE -4
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime! SCORE 44
*Starts hyperventilating uncontrollably* SCORE 29
All real food here. Move along SCORE 28
Irreconcilable differences SCORE 22
10th level mage SCORE 44
duck… duck… duck… duck… GOOSE SCORE 25
Doesn’t stop them from trying SCORE 21
Dino-mite! SCORE 60
Just imagine if it was rated-R! SCORE 62
Imagine how long it took to spell orchestra! SCORE 52
Fashion over vision SCORE 42
This isn’t the burn he thinks it is SCORE 26
The force is not strong with this meme SCORE 29
Habanero style depression SCORE 39
I didn’t want to live anyway SCORE 36
Sustained SCORE 35
The charge never lasts long enough SCORE 20
need… coffee… immediately… SCORE 33
SO. MANY. BANANAS. SCORE 46
Trust no one. SCORE 38
How to become Pikachu in real life SCORE 35
Game, set, and match SCORE 31
Don’t breathe SCORE 21
He’s just fluffy! SCORE 34
Might be a cat SCORE 28
Kid for sale SCORE 46