they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
That’s a fact SCORE 24
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
Plants SCORE 43
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 36
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
Same shirt, new meeting SCORE 31
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 27
Good boi SCORE 37
He also refuses to learn Italian SCORE 19
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
smol SCORE 41
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
noobs SCORE 26
HOT and READY SCORE 44
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 50
Literally a duck SCORE 9
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
scary everything SCORE 33
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
And then she signed a movie deal SCORE 46
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
