People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
Hey gurl SCORE 20
I’m going to be ok. SCORE 54
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 109
That’s how the ant goes. SCORE 51
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 68
Coachella SCORE 55
I’d like to order one carnal supreme please. SCORE 33
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
I’m feelin’ it! SCORE 48
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
Disappointment SCORE 50
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
Sorry baby. SCORE 44
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
Brofish SCORE 75
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
I am the lion now SCORE 80
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
I am hopeful SCORE 55
