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Do+I+even+care%26%238230%3B%3F
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
Could+you+not%2C+child%3F
Could you not, child? SCORE 17
There+will+be+an%2C+adjustment.
There will be an, adjustment. SCORE 22
You+get+that+bank+though%2C+Gwyneth.
You get that bank though, Gwyneth. SCORE 27
Well%26%238230%3B+yes%2C+presumably.
Well… yes, presumably. SCORE 26
May+it+colour+your+life.
May it colour your life. SCORE 21
My+body+is+ready+for+the+netherworld.+Come+at+me.
My body is ready for the netherworld. Come at me. SCORE 20
Tell+that+to+krunk+me+%40+2AM%26%238230%3B
Tell that to krunk me @ 2AM… SCORE 29
We%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+need+more+wall+art%26%238230%3B
We’re gonna need more wall art… SCORE 20
Tax+dollars+well+spent.
Tax dollars well spent. SCORE 20
vroom+vroom+mothr+truckr
vroom vroom mothr truckr SCORE 26
Mask+up%2C+horsies%21
Mask up, horsies! SCORE 21
Sir%2C+your+fridge+is+running.
Sir, your fridge is running. SCORE 18
%26%238230%3B+but+what+if+Russian+soldiers+get+VR+first%3F
… but what if Russian soldiers get VR first? SCORE 30
Perseverance+on+the+move%2C+circa+Mars.
Perseverance on the move, circa Mars. SCORE 21
Gunner+the+good+doge.
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 42
Do+a+good+turn+daily.
Do a good turn daily. SCORE 35
Hail+Lucifer+%2Athrows+carrot%2A
Hail Lucifer *throws carrot* SCORE 45
When+fish+meets+doge.
When fish meets doge. SCORE 23
The+right+person+for+the+job%2C+in+my+opinion%26%238230%3B+%2Fs
The right person for the job, in my opinion… /s SCORE 10
It%26%238217%3Bs+cruisin%26%238217%3B+season.
It’s cruisin’ season. SCORE 26
Filthy+trixies%26%238230%3B
Filthy trixies… SCORE 27
Time+is+shenanigans.
Time is shenanigans. SCORE 31
Maybe+go+for+a+run%26%238230%3B
Maybe go for a run… SCORE 20
You+have+no+power+here%26%238230%3B
You have no power here… SCORE 19
Yes.+She+is+a+pretty+princess.
Yes. She is a pretty princess. SCORE 32
Let+the+gatos+drink.
Let the gatos drink. SCORE 23
2022+me+has+a+familiar+vibe+about+it.
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
RIP+yahoo+answers
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+a+charge%26%238230%3B
Yeah I’m going to need a charge… SCORE 23
The+duality+of+parenthood.
The duality of parenthood. SCORE 25
Stick+it+to+them%21+Buy+a+horse%21
Stick it to them! Buy a horse! SCORE 17
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Me+too%21
Me too! SCORE 13
Americans+vs.+Russians+drinking+Vodka.
Americans vs. Russians drinking Vodka. SCORE 10
Cruella+da+Vil+understands.
Cruella da Vil understands. SCORE 13
Best+Christmas+Books+of+All+Times
Best Christmas Books of All Times SCORE 5
Seriously%3F
Seriously? SCORE 249
Words.
Words. SCORE 93
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