Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 101
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 48
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Thermostat negotiations SCORE 87
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Twist! SCORE 139
Liz… SCORE 123
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Savage SCORE 165
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
If you need to stay warm this winter. SCORE 111
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
So that’s how they get tangled… SCORE 80
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 187
Today is going to be great… SCORE 79
English is weird. SCORE 95
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Blind spot SCORE 75
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
Realistic Indiana Jones Movies SCORE 115
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
Every Olympics Ever SCORE 58
My kind of bed SCORE -70
He replaces words with animal names… SCORE 83
A PhD in history SCORE 121
