Why so sad? SCORE 47
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
+ cry. SCORE 119
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Every time. SCORE 37
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Mama no. SCORE 52
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
I GUESS SCORE 46
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Keep it civil… SCORE 93
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
The life of a book. SCORE 74
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 70
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
We live different lives. SCORE 58
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
