dad and the cat he didn’t want SCORE 24
new golden rule for men SCORE 42
it’s called a sunflower for a reason SCORE 29
does this satisfy the mysterious craving SCORE 35
what happens when you take kids to ikea SCORE 10
adding to my bucket list SCORE 17
doesn’t remember the rhythm either SCORE 24
an honest yearbook quote SCORE 20
release the nc-17 cut! SCORE 12
i prefer my watermelon bone-in SCORE 23
that’s what sea said SCORE 14
you can never leave SCORE 12
and suddenly you speak grandma SCORE 33
this ability would shorten a lot of trials SCORE 19
there is never a civil ending to a game of monopoly SCORE 20
she’s not lost, she’s just dramatic SCORE 29
cats are such adorable rascals SCORE 29
historical tears SCORE 31
the best at mental health… SCORE 33
dance party of my dreams SCORE 19
jolene is the exception to the rule SCORE 13
make sure you hit up the caramelized onion booth at the next state fair SCORE 32
what item are you handing a chameleon? SCORE 19
productively lazy SCORE 18
she definitely put it there on purpose SCORE 20
no one is ever emotionally ready for monday SCORE 7
why don’t you save him as a pdf SCORE 18
they really take on a life of their own at 3 am SCORE 12
human infested houses SCORE 32
there goes the surprise SCORE 21
she earned her pony SCORE 40
not without your gloves you heathen! SCORE 12