Elon Musk is a supervillain SCORE 95
Is your cat about to leave you? SCORE 110
"Sweatpants" SCORE 172
I made Trump 2 ft tall. It makes him look cute next to the secret service. SCORE 76
Poor Sara. SCORE 197
Ok SCORE 103
Airport logic. SCORE 181
Truth. SCORE 221
Time of the Moon-th SCORE 172
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
Excellent reading material on the flight this morning... SCORE 44
Dreams SCORE 202
Ohhhh! So THAT's how it works! SCORE 409
You already have an account. SCORE 265
I can see where this is going... SCORE 61
Baroque Obama. SCORE 131
Love what you do. SCORE 189
This is strangely accurate SCORE 66
Which box should I sit in? SCORE 106
Maximum derp. SCORE 101
That's what friends are for SCORE 136
Doo doo professional. SCORE 75
Batman or braces? SCORE 157
The Fleatles. SCORE 222
Just my friend's dog having a chat with cows. SCORE 94
Joe Wong on Domino's Pizza SCORE 69
Coincidence? I think not! SCORE 215
My Halloween costume. SCORE 219
Someone tell my brain to chill SCORE 174
I believe I can solve problems SCORE 50
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries... SCORE 66
I Am Doing Nothing SCORE 105
